I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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