we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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