We need to rekindle our bromance
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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