I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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