She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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