So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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