I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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