all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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