He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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