I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
