Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think your dad took our porno
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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