I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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