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(678): View more from Georgia

well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

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maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(847): View more from Illinois

Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.

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(281): View more from Texas

Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.

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(928): View more from Arizona

i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020

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