im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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