its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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