I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I am spending my child support on dildos
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I understand Curling. That high.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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