is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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