she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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