So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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