You surviving the open bar?
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How external is "for external use only"?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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