i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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