After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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