if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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