People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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