What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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