Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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