A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it was like eating out sand paper
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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