Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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