i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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