i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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