He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
