sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
