Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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