I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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