i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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