Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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