but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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