Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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