This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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