Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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