I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
operation have a gay friend backfired
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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