Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
