You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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