this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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