Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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