Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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