Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
