If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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