Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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