is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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