I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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