But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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