I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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