What a fucking waste of an outfit
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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